It’s almost Pączki Day! For people who don’t know, pączki are Polish doughnuts that are sort of like jelly doughnuts, but richer, heavier … better. (via Pączki Fly Into Peter Pan Bakery Tomorrow — Grub Street New York)

“Displaced Michiganders can tell you that pączki are pretty big in the Midwest, where Pączki Day is celebrated on Fat Tuesday.”

You people don’t celebrate Paczki Day here?!!

F this, I’m moving back to Detroit.